★ CRIMBO. A very British Christmas. ★
Make a proper Crimbo of it.
Pick a top. Slap on some British Christmas nonsense. Send it to the group chat.
No sign-up. No checkout. Just nonsense.
THEY'RE FOR CHRISTMAS. WHO MOVED THE SELLOTAPE?. DON'T START. PASS THE ROASTIES
Pick your Crimbopersonality
Tap one to start from it. Then make it yours. Or worse.
- The Biscuit Tin GuardianFor anyone who has hidden a tin behind the bread bin since mid-October.
- The Sellotape DetectiveIt was here a minute ago. Someone has moved it. Questions will be asked.
- The Good Chocolates BouncerThe good ones. Not the coffee creams. Nobody is fooled.
- The Paper Hat PuristRules are rules. The hat stays on until the washing-up is done.
- The Post-Lunch HorizontalistOpen from 3pm. Closed to all requests involving standing up.
- The Charades RefuserWill not be doing 'film, two words, sounds like'. Will be judging.
Three steps. No faff.
- 1
Pick a top
T-shirt, sweatshirt or hoodie. Oxblood, forest, cream and friends.
- 2
Slap on nonsense
Family sayings, festive food, a dog in a hat. Drag, spin, resize. Or hit Make It Worse.
- 3
Send it to the group chat
Get a shareable card and a link that opens your exact design. Let the judging begin.
The group chatmade me do it.
Every family has one. Forty-seven unread messages, three about gravy, one blurry photo of the dog. CRIMBO is built for exactly that chat.
The Crimbo Challenge
Make a design, send the dare link, and your cousin opens your exact top to make it worse. Repeat until Boxing Day.
Start a challengeThe Family (do not mute)
Mum, Dad, Auntie Bev, You, +6
Mum
Who's bringing the gravy? Not you, Darren.
Auntie Bev
Has anyone seen the Sellotape
You
Rate my Crimbo. Out of 10. Be nice.
Dad
What does 'make it worse' mean
Your sister
Hold on. I'm making it worse.
A dramatisation. Your family may vary.
NOBODY TOUCH THE GOOD CHOCOLATES. PUT YOUR PAPER HAT ON. THAT'S FOR BOXING DAY. I'M NOT PLAYING CHARADES